I just had an e-mail which was far too good to fail to make any comments and poke holes at.
"FRESHERS CARNAGE IS HERE!" it exclaims the second paragraph in.
We're killing freshers now?! Second and third year revolt!?
"What else do we need to say? THE biggest bar crawl ever to hit university life just arrived for its autumn term installment!!" now this being from a company formally known as "StudentNightTickets" is to be expected.. but what is this carnage they are refering to?
Plus, do we really hate freshers that much that we wish to excercise "The savage and excessive killing of many people" on first years?
For those of you who dont know what Carnage is (i.e. me) "read here" the e-mail states :
"Carnage is probably the most well known event that carnival holds, it involves quite simply dressing up in the theme we give you, or any theme for that matter, we all meet in the guild for pre - drinks and picture taking whilst we are sober enough to look semi decent, and everyone still has the majority of their costumes intact!! Next on a bus to town, the bus journey should never be missed you will learn many new drinking games and the sports teams like to teach you songs with absurd lyrics!!! Pile off the bus and do a bar crawl through town; harass many people by completing the dares on your t-shirt which always involve pulling as many stewards as poss!!! We end up at Oceana, if you make it that far, u are truly a hardcore carnival groupie!!!!"
Go on, preach to me that Birmingham University supports a "Safe and mature drinking" policy... Go on.. lie to me... Whilst they're learning their myriad of drinking games, absurd lyrics and looking anything beyond semi decent you can just imagine this now "Hi, i'm Dave, founder of "Freshers Carnage" and I have an important announcement to make..firstly you're all going to get completely and totally wrecked on this boose up.. and secondly, The University of Birmingham PR department has advised us to inform you that the UoB has a safe drinking policy.." now, on to the drinks!
"FRESHERS CARNAGE IS HERE!" it exclaims the second paragraph in.
We're killing freshers now?! Second and third year revolt!?
"What else do we need to say? THE biggest bar crawl ever to hit university life just arrived for its autumn term installment!!" now this being from a company formally known as "StudentNightTickets" is to be expected.. but what is this carnage they are refering to?
Plus, do we really hate freshers that much that we wish to excercise "The savage and excessive killing of many people" on first years?
For those of you who dont know what Carnage is (i.e. me) "read here" the e-mail states :
"Carnage is probably the most well known event that carnival holds, it involves quite simply dressing up in the theme we give you, or any theme for that matter, we all meet in the guild for pre - drinks and picture taking whilst we are sober enough to look semi decent, and everyone still has the majority of their costumes intact!! Next on a bus to town, the bus journey should never be missed you will learn many new drinking games and the sports teams like to teach you songs with absurd lyrics!!! Pile off the bus and do a bar crawl through town; harass many people by completing the dares on your t-shirt which always involve pulling as many stewards as poss!!! We end up at Oceana, if you make it that far, u are truly a hardcore carnival groupie!!!!"
Go on, preach to me that Birmingham University supports a "Safe and mature drinking" policy... Go on.. lie to me... Whilst they're learning their myriad of drinking games, absurd lyrics and looking anything beyond semi decent you can just imagine this now "Hi, i'm Dave, founder of "Freshers Carnage" and I have an important announcement to make..firstly you're all going to get completely and totally wrecked on this boose up.. and secondly, The University of Birmingham PR department has advised us to inform you that the UoB has a safe drinking policy.." now, on to the drinks!
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